traumadic:

person: why are you drinking coffee, don’t you have anxiety?? won’t that make it worse??

me:

kylos-manbun:

When it’s days past the nsfw ban and there’s still pornbots everywhere

asianartiste:

watched the movie recently and its 👌

libertarirynn:

talesfromweirdland:

Me when porn blogs try to follow me

gene-tierney:

so i guess today people woke up and logged in just to see how crazy this censorship can get - now you can’t even see your own posts if they were (obviously incorrectly) marked as explicit. actually, there’s a way to see them.

you just have to go through the tag you use for your edits. posts that were marked explicit will look like this:

and if you click on the post, you’ll see this:

but take a look at the address bar

this is the post number. if you copy it and go to tumblr dot com/post number, you’ll see the post and will be able to edit it.

you can message support asking to review your post (since now it is the only way i believe) & also add a tag to your flagged posts to check if they’ve been unflagged.

lesbianlena:

me: *projects my whole entire self onto a fictional character*
me: truly incredible just how alike we are

thequantumqueer:

jackcrutchies:

wancemcwain:

saints-row-2:

im only saying this once

the only acceptable jobs for spider-man

• broke high schooler
• broke college student
• freelance photographer
• high school teacher
• unpaid intern
• pizza delivery guy
• research assistant for doomed scientific project
• guy who stands on street and spins sign for quiznos
• being spider-man

and thats IT i dont want any of this “hes a genius tech ceo making millions” SHIT. Spider-man is BROKE and he missed rent this month and he has a tiny apartment and thats how its MEANT TO BE. he doesnt make money because he is our Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-man and not fucking Tony Stark.

how about dog walker while in spiderman costume

you. you get it

im imagining “being spider-man” as his full-time gig and i just

he has a patreon. the description is just the words “I’m Spider-Man” and all he ever posts is specifically-requested selfies from people who want to be sure its really him. pinned to the top of the page is a picture from the top of the empire state building (not the observation deck, the real top) of his spider-gloved hand holding a bagel that is on fire, with 34th street in the background